Lady Gaga is getting down

Why is it that no matter how many Smarties candies you eat, you never get any smarter? Off topic question because it's Friday and you have to read at my whim if you're looking for cheap entertainment while you watch the clock for your weekends. What's cool is that, yes, I know the difference between the Smarties candies that they have in the US and the chocolate Smarties candies that they have in the UK. Ooooo, I'm special. I'm sure that's what Lady Gaga was thinking when she stepped out in a short skirt and just a black bra in NY just the other day. Smarties thought coming to me: Was "hip surgery" merely a smokescreen for bootcamp? Because directly before she headed out of the spotlight for that hip thing, she was sporting mucho mas carne on her frame. See how I got all Latina on you? Need more Smarties!